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Magical
Sales Gum

The only gum that makes you up to 30% more productive as you chew. (Yes, really!!!)
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1 in 3 sales people suffer from LSP
(LOW SALES PRODUCTIVITY)

How does Magical Sales Gum work?

Magical Sales Gum helps energize your brain with our signature Productivity-Plus™ compound.

WARNING: Consult your boss if you start seeing double profits for more than 4 hours.

STEP 1
Remove gum from packaging and insert into mouth.
STEP 2
Move jaw up and down to release Productivity-Plus™ flavor.
STEP 3
Install the Magical app to automate repetitive sales tasks as you chew.

More Productive!

Wow! Efficient!

"This stuff actually works!
I chewed it for an entire month and saw my highest sales ever. Plus, I had some wicked fresh breath!"
— A Totally Real Sales Person and Not an Influencer We Paid
Pop your commission bubble!

Frequently asked questions

How much does Magical Sales Gum cost?

Currently, the gum is 100% free. But everyone only gets one pack—no using fake email addresses and hoping we won’t notice! (We’ll totally notice.)
Wait, how can it be free?

Once everyone is hooked, THAT’S when we’ll start charging you money. Duh.
Does chewing Magical Sales Gum actually increase your productivity?

It sure does! As long as you carefully follow the instructions on the box, you should see your productivity increase by up to 30% as you chew.
Is Magical Sales Gum safe?

Yes! Magical Sales Gum is FDA-approved and clinically tested to be safe and effective for sales people of all ages. There is no caffeine or harmful ingredients—just good clean chewing.
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What does this have to do with the Magical Chrome extension?

Magical Sales Gum pairs perfectly with the free Magical Chrome extension for sales. This extension lets you automate repetitive tasks—like sending repetitive emails, or auto filling customer details into your CRM. Learn more.
What if I want to order more than one pack of Magical Sales Gum?

You can request more than one pack of Magical Sales Gum if you want to give it out to your coworkers at a sales meeting, for example. Email gum@getmagical.com with your request, and we’ll do our best to make it happen. (Pending supply. Within reason.)
Can people who don’t work in sales chew Magical Sales Gum?

Not recommended! Please keep out of reach of marketers, especially. (They tend to go a bit loopy when they chew this stuff.)
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Order your free Magical Sales Gum

Limit of one order per customer, while supplies last. Please note that while we’ll do our best to fulfill all orders, some international locations may not be available during the initial launch period. Please contact gum@getmagical.com if you have any questions about your order.
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Ready to chew up your Sales quota?

Install Magical — it's free!
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